Jokes to have a laugh

Want to tell some JOKES WELL LOOKY HERE JOKES ARE DOWN HERE!


How do you repair a broken tomato? 🍅 

With tomato PASTE!! { 😂 }

🌊 How do all the oceans say hello to each other?🌊

They WAVE at each other!👋

What do you call a bear 🐻 with no teeth?

a GUMMY  bear!

what do you call a cheese that is not yours? 

NACHO cheese 🧀 

 

Thank you guys for reading my jokes hope you enjoy and have a great weekend ( rest of the weekend) 

From talking watermelon 🍉 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello!!

Hello, Remember how I told you guys about getting a new dog? Well we got one her name is Holly because we got her around Christmas!🎄

Anyway I have some apologies for not posting I have some problems with the app so yeah please forgive me and have a good day!🤗

From Talking  Watermelon 🍉 

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone,

its a Christmas miracle if you eat watermelon and its Christmas eve!!!!! thank you for supporting the watermelon gang hope you have a great Christmas and say your apart of the watermelon gang and you have a VIP pass to the watermelon gang merry Christmas

 

merry Christmas, TalkingWatermelon

Christmas!!!!

Hello, how are you its now the 22 of December  2 days 1 night till Christmas eve and 3 days 2 nights till..[drum roll] CHRISTMAS!!! are you guys excited tell me what you want for Christmas sorry I haven’t been writing I’ve been busy have you guys put up your Christmas tree ok ok… I’ve got a joke.

 

‘what does a snow man eat for lunch’

‘an iceburger’

have a great Christmas talkingwatermelon

YAY!!!!!

 hey guys I was writing and then I pressed post and then it said it was posted and it did not post moving on, my sister and I are getting a dog yay the breed we are getting is a miniature schnauzer tell me in the comments what type of pet you have and what’s his or her name and I am so excited also my family is stuck on dog names can you please help us by commenting some names it would be very helpful thank you! I hope you guys have a nice and watermelon day bye.

from talking watermelon

colors of a watermelon

 

   

I hate being sick!!!

hey sorry I wasn’t writing I was sick count the heading ,I hate being sick, is this color too low how about this I think this is better tell me in the comments witch one is better and I’ll change the color every day what about this color much darker purple oooooh I’ll color dye all of my words different colors ok back to my sickness I was sick for at least one week or two then I got better then I got sick again but now I’m better and I got my sister sick too but she’s better now, I love this color choice love it light to dark to light 

LOVE FROM TALKING WATERMELON        

BEST FREIND INCOME

HEY guys talking watermelon hey and right now I am facetimeing a friend well writing this blog to all you watermelon lovers, do you love watermelon Cuba cubs, its like getting a watermelon on your birthday well that’s how it feels like having a best friend income! my friend and I are having a sleep over so  I will not write f0r a day

TIPS:

  1. plan everything before hand
  2. remember to make a invertaion
  3. get activities
  4. HAVE FUN!!!
from talking watermelon, have a wonderful day

ITS SOMEONES BIRTHDAY!!!!

Hey guys you probably thinking its my birthday or my sisters {you don’t know who my sister is what am I talking about} ok no it’s not my sisters, its my MUMS.

ok my sisters at work {she works at a cafe} and my mum and step dad are going  to supermarket so I’ll  tell you what she got later because she might read this blog and find out so yeah. I’ll write back

HEY GUYS PLEASE FOLLOW AND LIKE

AND COMENT DOWN BELOW!

Have a NICE day, TALKING WATERMELON

 

Starting off: my first blog

hi my name is Talking Watermelon. I started off as YouTube but…I like writing I think this would get me one step closer to being a journalist I like taking photos so maybe a photo journalist but I love fashion I also love sea animals so also a marine biologist a marine biologist was my second choice my first choice was the journalist but that swapped around so my fashion thing I made was… here is the story…I was hot in my dress and I had a singlet and a pair of leggings on so I swooped my my dress up to my neck and there you have it a scarf but that’s not all I pushed it all the way down to my hips and up you gust it a skirt.